Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Dear Me - the correct one!

Most ppl didn't agree with the previous one, so writing the correct one :)

Dear Me,

Today you complete another journey around the sun. So, let me take this opportunity on this momentous occasion to thank you for everything. Its been really wonderful being you. You are amazing. You are too good. You are God's greatest gift to humanity. Its really been a privilege to be born as you!!

You are the coolest dude ever, Man!! And girls must be ready to die just to have a look of urs. Its good that you stopped going to gym. Who needs muscles, not you dear! You look cute otherwise. Besides, there was also a probability of enormous time-waste because of pepsi/coke. And, plz dont you tire urself with jogging etc stuff, these things are for fat people not for fit guys like you. Stop worrying about trivial stuff. You have been sent on this earth just to enjoy life!

So, are we having a grand party today?? The offer to visit the dance bar may look tempting but I know you feel like going to temple more!! Wish you a fantastic b'day. Be happy n' stay cool as always!!

yours ever,
Me

Dear Me!

Dear Me,

I regret to say that I am totally fedup with you and your distractions. So I have decided to take matters in my own hands from today.

I have waited patiently for 25 years for you to growup, and have some sense. But now I have realized that some people don't grow up and they don't listen to reason. You are supposed to work in the office and you are sitting here writing stupid stuff for yourself. No, we are not going to have party today..and whatever happened to your resolution of not eating junk food.

I want you to stop thinking yourself as the coolest dude ever. And no the girl in the adjacent cube or even adjacent country is interested in you. It would be better if you stopped all the nonsense talk. Whatever happened to your gym schedule or even the morning jog, huh??

The offer to visit the dance bar may look tempting, but we are not going there. I am also surprised at your tremendous ability to forget things.

Did you get ur passport?? You were looking for a change, wht are you doing about it, haan??
The list is very long and I don't want to go into lot of other details. I just wanted to let you know that you are not in charge from today.

yours ever,
Me