Thursday, September 6, 2007

eer-beer-phaatte mountain adventure :)


Ek rahen eer...
Ek rahen beer...
Ek rahen phaate...
yahi huim...

toh...
eer is a smart boy...
beer is a good boy...
and phaatte yani hum...
is a COOL boy!

toh...
eer kahe chalo moutain chadi aaiye...
beer kahe chale moutain chadi aaiye...
hum kaha chalo humau moutain chadi aaiye...

toh...
eer chade khub paahaad...
beer chade khub paahaad...
aur hum...
hum bhi chade khub paahad, haha....

toh...
eer phisle ek dui baar...
beer phisle ek dui baar...
aur hum...
hum phisle baar baar laagatar...haha

toh...
eer bole chalo jangal pani hui aayi...
beer bole chalo jangal pani hui aayi...
hum bole
chalo hamau jangal pani hui aayi...

toh...
eer ki to flight miss...
beer ne ki fast landing...
aur hum
hum bhi kar hi dale, haha....

there's once a eer
there's once a beer
there's once a phaatte
and thats me!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

7's that make up the girl-of-my-dreams :)


I was tagged to write this। So, here's my list put without much thought :)

1) She should be a very enthusiastic and lively person. Full of life always...

Me : I am getting bored :(
She: Lets put a cracker on padsoi's door, what say?
Me : yeah :)

Me : Honey! I'm home!
She: Darling jaldi se fresh hoke aa jao, maine aaj halwa banaya hai. Tumhare liye ek action movie ki CD bhi laayi hun. Main jaldi se popcorn bana kar aati hun, phir saath main movie dekten hain.
Me : yaar! action nahi, romantic lani thi aaj toh ;)

Me : hey! how was ur day?
She: Arre, pata hia aaj kya hua...blah blah...then blah blah...then some more blah blah
Me : zzzzzzz, happily :)

2) She shd have a very charming smile

Me : sweeetheart...errrr...hmmm...mujhse wo tumhara fav wala flower-vase toot gaya
She: :) hehe! maine kal hi ek usse se bhi accha market main dekha tha, accha hua toot gaya
Me : (to myself - but I wanted that place to put big speakers, tabhi to vase thoda tha!)

Me : getting home after a hectic day of browing the net at office
She: :))
Me : happy and comforted.

She: Sitting beside Me, smiling always.
Me : You have a lovely smile!
She: :))
Me : Oye hoye! mar-javan, look at those cute dimples!
She: :))))
Me : Arre, kabhi to shrmaya bhi kar!

3) She should be able talk with me on one and all subjects , I mean we should be comfortable being together.

Me : Indian econamy is going down, you know yesterday I was reading in financial express that...
She: Mujhe pure 20 hazar chahiyen shopping ke liye, koi bahana nahi chelega

Me : yaar, ye 250 ka traget zayada nahi hai is pitch par.
She: Hai! Kya sunder saadi pehni hui hia mandira bedi ne!

4) She must be a family person!

Me : hey! I want pintu and munni.
She: I want chunnu and pinki as well alongwith them.

Me : Honey! I got a promotion.
She: Arre wah! Kya baat hia. Main didi ko, massi ko, chachi ko aur sab ko phone kar ke kal ghar pe party ke liye bula leti hun

5) Intelligent. (Should not be IIT types, But above average. It would be good if she's a bit of idealist too!)

Me : what is 255x22393
She: mujhe pata hai, mujhe pata hai, I know how to operate calculater

Me : yaar! main aaj ghar der se aaunga.
She: kyun, kya hua?
Me : Kissi se milna hai.
She: Ok! to aate hue raaste main katie aur chhavi se bhi milte aana, kitne dino se unse nahi mile ho

6) She should be independent. Also, she should be clear about what she wants.

Me : Oye! kal kahin gumne chalen.
She: Aap to bus rahne hi do ji, apko kuch yaad hi nahi rahta hai, kal mujhe maaji ko doc ke paas leke jana hai aur apni gadi bhi theek karvani hai, kafi din se kharab padi hai.

Me : You look happy today!
She: yeah! I bought an apartment for us today!

7) She should be very smart n' sexy!!

Oye! Iski explanation ki koi zarrorar nahi hai. Aur vaise bhi yahan thodi hi likhoonga ye details ;-)

To ye thi meri girlS-of-my-dreams ki daastan.

I guess I'm too stupid! I'll keep wandering in my dreams lands where the girl would be more beautiful than ash and priyanka combined, have brains of Newton and Einstein's combined, more sporty than sania and sharapova combined, more caring than than the ekta kapoor serial's all heroines combined etc etc till I'll be shaken up by the reality bites and would get my second life!

Till then let me dream, my imagination is all I got :))

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

27th June, 2007 - Football-Shutball Hayo Rabba


Ok! So, here's another day to remember - 27th June two thousand and seven!!
The morning was just as bright as any other June morning. And an mobile alarm rang in B58D. But, can you believe it was only 5:20isham. I hit the snooze button as always. And it rang again after 5 mins. Now, as I told you there was something special about this morning. And instead of snoozing it again I got up and stopped it. Yes, I got up at 5:30!!! Went to wake San who was sleeping watching dreams of tanushree and chhavi as usual. But, today was different I told you. So, I pushed him to wake him up. He cudn't believe what he saw through his half closed eyes.
So, after 10-12mins of freshening up we both Ronaldo and Rivaldo were ready to hit the field. So, we went to the field. I took the ball and give it a small hit. Wow! I hit it and didn't sprained my leg. This was amazing. so, after a bit of warming up we played two halves of 10mins each. It was brilliant display of football. Score was 2-1 or something like that but who cares for score. And, now coz we were still feeling quite fresh we decided to took two jogging rounds of B-block. We had just started to jog that another beautiful omen was awaiting us. We were going from W-E and two girls (well, one was kind of young auntie, san told me later but I dint see her coz I'd already done the batwara and the one in black t-shirt was mine,so I concentrated on her!) were coming from E-W. We cud only complete one round coz they stopped after one round. And as far as I and san believe, we four made a pact ankhon hi ankhon main that we'd see each other tmrw :))
So, here it ended the perfect morning, hoping some more to follows....

Monday, June 18, 2007

Story-Telling

While I was in london this summer I asked my friends to play a game on mails called story-telling where each would pick up a story where the other left and so on.

This turned out to be so much fun, so I just thought of posting it here for nostalgia (but only is comments section as it was quite long :)

Saturday, June 2, 2007

My Friend?

The clouds just need a reason,
A reason to pour down.
A single seed is waiting,
The reason has been found.

It only took a reason,
For the rose to survive.
Evoked a smile from a cripple,
Cause enough for it to thrive.

It took a single reason,
For the high ice to melt.
A single traveller is satisfied,
Complete the river felt.

A single reason is all I need,
This burden I will dare.
A single friend is all I need,
To make this world seem fair.

Wednesday, February 7, 2007

What's happening!


I'm confused! Whats new in it. I've always been confused. I'm bored also. I once read that being bored is an insult to oneself so, I'm feeling guilty about myself too. Everything seemed to have lost charm these days. Things used to be better when I was younger. (Am i old? nah! but I was younger for sure) Probably its law of diminishing utility which is sucking life out of everything I used to enjoy before. Still, I'll have to find something interesting to do or these daemons of boredom will eat me out. yeah! I should goto my friend's cubicle to discuss about the girl who has recentlly joined ;-) tada.